My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Smaller white italic serif text

Smaller white italic serif text below reads "- José" formatted as a formal quote attribution

White serif text reads "RONEY PLAZA" above smaller white text reading "RONEY PLAZA CABANA SUN CLUB" and "MIAMI BEACH

" teal italic script reads "Pacific Northwest League

Large golden-yellow cursive lettering reads "Shady" above a light blue stylized curling wave with decorative swirls and horizontal lines extending to the right

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