Jesus Saves - Lefty - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL angular letterforms styled after heavy

angular letterforms styled after heavy metal band logos with dark outlines

Branding a malt liquor after the neighborhood's most aggressive redistributor of property is a bold marketing move

Curved white serif text along the blue lower arc reads "RANGER

" Stacked lines below read "FOR RENT - HORSES & RIGS

Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

Jesus Saves - Lefty - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL angular letterforms styled after heavyClosing for Team Heaven with a 2,000 year ERA of zero makes every other reliever look like a liability. Rising from the dead just to make the ninth inning suggests arguing about his pitch count is theologically unwise. The Details: Arched white bold text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top. Below, a vintage hand drawn white illustration depicts Jesus in a pitching stance, wearing a baseball uniform with cursive "Heaven" and "01" on the chest, a crown